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Read my divorce papers aloud at the lake where we got engaged
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Twenty-three pages, full voice, no music, no edits. They stood on the dock at sunrise and read every clause like a wedding ceremony in reverse. One continuous MP4, horizontal, 47 minutes. I watched it once. I will never watch it again. It was the best money I have ever spent.
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