Phone calls
Phone a French speaker who'll talk only French to my three babies for 20 minutes
The request
Video call, 20 minutes, exclusively in gentle French — songs, counting, narrating what you're doing. They're 1, 2, and 3 and won't reply much; that's fine. Warm, slow, sing-songy. I just want them soaked in the sound. Repeat weekly if it goes well.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
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Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
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Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.