Errands IRL: Hire Someone or Get Paid to Do It

Errands IRL29 de mai.

Stand in a freezing 5 AM line for seven hours and buy me two specific dresses

It's a designer sample sale, doors at noon, line forms before dawn in roughly 34°F cold. I'll send the two dresses and sizes; you hold the spot, brave the cold, and buy them. The price covers seven hours of misery at a good hourly rate plus the two dresses fronted up front. Hot drinks on me. Updates by text.

@mara_k

$ 850,00

Errands IRL

Deliver exactly 120 sodas to an airport hotel inside a 29-minute window

Stand in a freezing 5 AM line for seven hours and buy me two specific dresses

Pick up a vintage typewriter in Hackney, pack it, ship it to NYC

Source one stuffed armadillo and deliver it to a hotel by Saturday

Refill the CO2 tank for my T-shirt cannon and bring it to the venue

Accept delivery of one single bag of potatoes to complete an inside joke

Be my bodyguard while my kid sells cookies door-to-door this Saturday

Buy two specific donuts across town and deliver them still warm by 8 AM

Be my hype crew at the finish line of a 5K — signs, cowbell, my name everywhere