Writing
Write 30 fortune-cookie fortunes that are technically true but deeply unhelpful
The request
Things like "you will continue to exist for now" and "a decision is, in fact, a decision". 30 of them, each one short, dry, and accidentally profound. Deliver as a numbered plain text doc. I'm printing them on real fortune strips for a dinner party.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.