Other weird
Knit a tiny sweater for a single apple. Yes, the fruit.
The request
A Honeycrisp. Snug cable-knit fit so I could wear it in my breast pocket like a pocket square. Sent exact measurements; the sweater arrived in Madrid with genuinely tiny sleeves and a little collar. I have never been more correctly dressed. Apple included.
If you take this on, here's the deal.
Four steps. No surprises. Money sits in escrow until the poster accepts.
- 01
Apply
Send a short pitch. Tell the poster why you're the right weirdo.
- 02
Get picked
Poster reviews applications and chooses one. You get a heads-up.
- 03
Do the thing
Deliver inside the timeframe. Upload your proof when it's done.
- 04
Get paid
Poster accepts. Money releases from escrow to your payout account.